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“No, he’s not yelling ‘MUSH’, he’s yelling ‘MUSK’.”
Vincent A. Boone, DeKalb
Extras:
“I think there next stop is Hee Haw’s Kornfield Kounty.”
Jim Bobal, Burr Ridge
“The CTA couldn’t afford the electric bill.”
Jack Christiansen, Glenview
“How is it I’m always waiting on the wrong side for my ride?”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst
“Notice how he avoids the third rail … probably a political background.”
John Rappel, Chicago
“A jackass leading the people. Welcome to Chicago.”
John Gelling, San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico
“Another asinine idea.”
Ron Norene, Glenview
“The new ‘brown’ line runs on biofuels.”
Seth Snyder, Ammon, Idaho
“Where’s an elephant when you need him?”
Joanna Wengel, Alsip
“The Democrat Express ain’t what she used to be.”
Randall Coe, Tinley Park
“Better change our flight.”
Steve O’Mara, Arlington Heights
“The CTA Glue Line seems to lack horsepower”
Don Farrell, Glenview
“Another ‘deal’with the Skyway/parking meter company?”
Bob Fischer, Chicago
“Don’t worry, we’ll get to Wrigley before the next home series.”
Ross Jones, Winnetka
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“It all happened when Trump blamed the Democrats.”
Dave Hendricks, Chicago
“I hear the CTA is dropping monthly passes and going to pay ‘ass’ you go…”
Mike Garvey, Wilmette
“It’s great to see they finished the improvements to the blue line.”
Vaughn Seltzer , Union, Michigan
“Remember, never touch the turd rail.”
John Slenczka, Woodridge
“That’s the most asinine thing that I’ve ever seen.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen