Winner:
“Duck,duck,Bruce!”
Mary Ann Lipner, Glenview
Extras:
“Dear God, help!”
Ronald Z. Emmerman, Chicago
“STOP! You’re not fired—then again—yes you are.”
Thom Sczygielski , Zion
“Wake up and smell the covfefe!”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen
“Bruce, how’d ya like to be my new, future, Chief of Staff, at least you’d be in charge of someth’in”!
Tim Collins, Antioch
“Cleaning the Swamp”
Scott Barrettsmith, Sr., Spring Grove
“Be my new Lawyer? Believe me, you won’t regret it!!”
Bess Di Lullo, Hoffman Estates
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“Not it!”
Don Musick, Bloomington
“Slow down, Mueller will never know we talked”
Sheldon I. Saitlin, Chicago
“Rauner running harder than ever.”
Jim Major, Oak Park
“Runaway bride.”
Paul Adamczyk, Hoffman Estates
“Good Ordinary People (GOP) can’t run fast enough to avoid being Trumped.”
And “No one wants to be Trumped these days!”
Rich Gazda, Glenview
“Hey… Indiana’s the other way!”
Joe Sison, Huntley