Winner:
“When Madigan says, “jump”
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Randall Coe, Tinley Park
Extras:
“Indiana or bust.”
John Gelling, San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico
“You still think bitcoin is a good idea?”
Ron Barker, Chicago
“Too bad the river current flows away from Indiana.”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst, IL
“Actually, rats are a good economic barometer.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen
“The Pied Piper of Chicago.”
Everett M. Lautin, M.D, New York, NY
“13 rats, 6 flags, 2 people, and a bridge; sounds like the Republicans holding a news conference about infrastructure.”
Jerry Mejdrich, Hinsdale
“Someone told them there were free Wendella Boat Tours today.”
John Connolly, Medinah
“Let’s come back at three, when the politicians do it”
Ken Carpenter, Edwards, CO
“They heard Blagojevich might be gettin’ out early.”
Vincent A. Boone, Dekalb
“Is there a primary today?”
Michaelene Battaglia, Chicago
“The poor man’s Buckingham Fountain.”
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Mike Rourke, Chicago
“Oh look, there goes the whole Tribune editorial staff. Guess they heard Trumps approval ratings went up.”
David Addison, Hometown
“I hear they used to work at Trib Tower.”
Paul Lockwood, Woodstock