Winner:
“It’s all fun and games until someone gets nuked.”
Jacki Premak, Hanover Park
Extras:
“I never dreamed we’d be inflatables in the Macy’s Parade…”
John Connolly, Medinah
“The hills are a lie”.
Bob Berendt, Wood Dale
“The ‘Frolic of the Follicular Fantasy’ in F Minor.”
Susan Radzinowicz, Chicago
“Welcome to western democracy. In addition to porn stars, anything you don’t like is Fake News.”
David Strom, Lockport
“Tiptoe through the time-bombs….with me.”
Jill Tobin, Palos Hills
“God…I love this song! Kris Kross make you wanna JUMP! JUMP”
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And “You really think we can win Dancing With the Stars?”
Ron Barker, Chicago
“Can we float by Trump Tower during the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade?”
Jim Bielanski, Oak Lawn
“Ya big lug. You had me at ‘little rocket man’.”
Kathleen Melia, Niles
“Ring-a-round the rosie. A pocket full of posies. Ashes! Ashes! We all fall down.”
Richard Del Sarto, Stickney
“Who plays better, me or Dennis?
Me, Me,Me!!!”
Pat LoMastro, Ingleside
“My parade is going to be bigger than your parade.”
Jerry Mejdrich, Hinsdale
“BFFs
Buffoon Friends Forever”
Clarion Myles, Deerfield
“They’re off to Singapore, the wonderful wizards of odd!”
George Comer, Crown Point, IN
“It’s the remake of ‘Slouching Dictator, Hidden Bald Spot’.”
Bob Ory, Elgin
“The love fest. Two egos beating as one.”
William Dodd Brown, Chicago
“Springtime….for Kim Jung…and Donnnnnald Trump!”
A.J. Marisca, Grayslake
“C’mon Kim! Let’s play before it gets Stormy.”
Mike Rourke, Chicago
“So happy together…..”
Gail Taylor, DeKalb
“You are sixteen, going on seventeen…”
Debbie Becker, Oak Park
“Second to the left, and straight on til morning”
Elly Lowry, Chicago
“Can Dennis Rodman sing ‘Tip Toes Through The Tulips’ for us?
Bill Hammer, Darien
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“Can 2 wrongs make a right?”
Maria Swastek Hilgart, Chicago
“Here we go gathering nuts in May, nuts in May, nuts in May.”
Ellan Alessandrini
“Come to think of it, we haven’t been down this road before.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen