Winner: “I knew we should have let Lucas build his museum here.”
Mark Weiher, Oswego
Extras:
“If it isn’t one machine, it’s another”.
Charles MacKay, West Dundee
“No Worry. It’s just another candidate rushing in to register for the Chicago mayoral election.”
Gerald Ropka, Wheaton
“Homeland Security alien remover.”
Everett M. Lautin, M.D., New York, NY
“…and you thought the TRUMP sign was an eyesore!?!”
Jeff Corder, Chicago
“Help me, Bruce Rauner. You’re my only hope.”
Jon Kane, Lyons Township
“Another Schwarburger!”
David Kane, La Grange
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“A really, really long, long, long time ago…..in a city with no pension deficit….”
Alan Kanter, Arlington Heights
“If anyone can save us, it’s Amazon.”
Paula Messbarger, Chicago
“TAKE ME TO YOUR DIMINUTIVE LEADER … AND BEST DEEP DISH JOINT”
Ross Jones, Winnetka
“They refuse to be taken to our leader.”
Lynda Murphy, Third Lake
“When you wish Upon a Death Star!!”
Josh Tucker, Clinton
“Gadzooks Man! It’s The Thing That Ate Spring!!!”
Jim Major, Oak Park
“We should build a shield and Mars will pay for it.”
Mel Muchnik, Olympia Fields
“Errr, maybe being a sanctuary city wasn’t such a good idea…?”
Charlie Shanks, Cary
“North Korean spy satellite, they got it smaller this time.”
Ralph Frankiewicz , La Grange
“Houston, we still have the better Bean.”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst