Winner: “Is it too late to swipe left?”
Pallav Vora, Oak Park
Extras:
“Tug-O-Billionaires!”
Susan Radzinowicz, Chicago
“What, you guys don’t have enough green?!”
David Gottlieb, Chicago
“Can we just get the November election over with today?”
Paul Rubio, Oak Park
“Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Who will both break all the rules…”
Janice McArthur, Hoffman Estates
“Hmmm, unlikely either of these dudes will ‘put me in a happy state’.”
Steve Rosenbaum, Oak Lawn
“But I want an Oompa-Loompa!”
Deb Harrington, Oak Park
“It’s in its last innings. Let’s stretch it to the breaking point.”
Ernest Palmer III, Northfield
“You’ve got 7 months to stop that.”
Judy Becker, Des Plaines
“Am I the best governor money can buy?”
“No, I am!”
David H. Martin, Oak Park
“They went to Toys R Us and somehow found this in clearance. Haven’t stopped fighting over it since!”
Max Rosen, Glencoe
“If you’re trying to re-shape me, at least make me look like Wisconsin or Indiana will you?”
Charles Kliche, Lombard
“Yes, you need to know how to stretch a dollar, but do you have practice on me?”
Linda Poindexter, Branford, FL.
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“Let Go Bruce, It’s my turn, I want to buy it!”
Robert Feuser, Elgin
“Don’t hurt yourselves boys, the workers comp system is broke.”
Tim Kroll, Aurora
“You can’t have it, it’s mine.I paid for it.”
Ron Hopper, Berwyn
“To the left, to the left
Even farther to the left, to the left.
Everybody empty their wallets.
Cha cha, cha cha, cha cha, cha.”
Rick Pokorny, Wood Dale
“Boys, at this point wouldn’t it just be easier to have an auction?”
Carolyn Pearson, Cary
“This state is mine- go buy your own.”
Mark Peterson , Chicago
“All I know, is neither one of them is Douglas or Lincoln.”
Ted Lederer, Kankakee
“Is THIS any way to UNITE a State?!”
Judy Kotula, Westchester
“Clown to the left, Joker to the right, and here we are…”
Paul Caliendo, Naperville
“The Land of Lucre.”
David Bittinger , Brookfield, WI
“I believe the phrase is ‘If you love something then set it free’.”
Robert A. Koch, Chicago
“You two Clowns can pull all you want, but I’m not moving without Mr. Madigan’s permission.”
Dan Pearson, Buffalo Grove
“Let the Games Begin!”
Jerry Jaros, Naperville
“‘Battle of the Billionaires’
In the blue corner, coming in at 3.5 Billion, give it up for JB “Silver Spoon” Pritzker, and in the Red Corner coming in at a cool 1 BIllion give it up for Bruce “Common Man” Rauner!!”
Josh Tucker, Clinton