Winner :
“Twitter Twitter in my hand, I AM the most honest in the land.”
Leonard Manewith, Buffalo Grove
Extras:
“Donocchio”
Andrew Kates, Chicago
“Stupid Stantis draws me with Nixon like nose. Probably works for Crooked Hillary. SAD!”
John Walsh, River Grove
“Whatt’ya mean, ‘another Watergate?!’ I AM NOT A CROOK !!”
Anna Duffy Smith, Chicago
“Where’s Rose Mary? I need these tweets erased!”
John Courney, Oak Forest
“Donald, Donald, Donald. Stop lying or you will never become a real boy.”
Sara Moore, Chicago
“I just don’t get it! What is the connection between my tweets and my nose growth?!”
Cal Andersen, Wauconda
” ‘Impeach and Replace’ …. uhhh I mean ‘Repeal and Replace’ “
Judy Kotula, Westchester
” Liar Liar House is fire.”
Carol Marx, Chicago
“My lying nose smells burning pants!”
Joe Fierro, Addison
“Twitter, My only friend! Don’t freeze up on me now!!”
Charlotte Braun, Glenview
“‘Pinocchio syndrome?’ Darn this pre-existing condition!”
Paul Lockwood, Woodstock
“To: President Trump
From: Chief of Staff Gen. Kelly
More Top Picks Greenworks G Max 40v
Memo regarding Asia Trip:
Sir: Please remember:
Pearl Harbor is in Hawaii.
Indonesia is not in India.
China already has a wall.
South Korea is good-North Korea bad.”
Robert Sheinin
“Melania! Something is wrong with your mirror!”
Mike Rourke, Chicago
“Joke’s on them; I’m up a typing appendage.”
Adam Solar, LaGrange
“Obama was born in Africa, I really did have bone spurs, I don’t only care about myself, I don’t know Putin, I was against the Iraq war from the beginning, Tax cuts are only for middle-class, I am not a puppet…….”
Jim Kenny, Shorewood
“Let me be perfectly clear, I am not a liar. #asbestospants”
Vincent A. Boone, DeKalb
“I am not a kook!”
Mark Koger, Princeton