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Winner :

“They’re avoiding the bridge-raising tax.”

Askold Kozbur, River Forest

Extras:

“Whatever happened to Christopher Cross?”

Robert Lewandowski, Chicago

“I think their sail caught the tax stream.”

David Majer , Beaverton, Or

“Well, there goes another major corporation sailing away.”

Virginia Davis, Glendale Heights

“Uh Oh, looks like another water tax is in the air.”

Jeanine Yohanna, Chicago

“What’s this? An introduction to a new sails tax?”

Jan McArthur, Hoffman Estates

“Clever, but soon to be illegal, I suspect.”

John Rappel, Chicago

“But mostly, it means more borrowing and taxes.”

Pat Foley, Homer Glen

“Oh, that’s just Mr. Big Shot admiring his big sign from his cata-moron.”

Ross Jones, Chicago

“Another plus from having Amazon HQ2. No more bridge lifts, all boats are now delivered to docks by drone!”

Robert A. Koch, Chicago

“I know we are considered “fly over” country but this is ridiculous!”

Gene Stehno, Downers Grove

“Betcha that bridge operator doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.”

E.L. Farrell, Glenview

“They don’t call us the windy city for nothing.”

Charles Nicosia, Hoffman Estates