Winner:
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“Please Dad, don’t make me do the “wave” again.”
Jerry Shapiro Northbrook
Extras:
“Reinsdorff can sell naming rights, but he still only has a pair of Sox.”
Susan Radzinowicz, Chicago
“I have the sinking feeling that we’re getting a sign from above.”
Patty Acosta, Elmhurst
“‘Alone’, Guaranteed.”
Gary Pump, Chicago
“This is a real downer.”
“Look at the bright side. You’ll be the only kid with a Rick Hahn bobble head doll.”
“The Cubs making the playoffs isn’t guaranteed either.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen
“Why are we alone? Well, the president’s visiting and nobody wants to sit near him, son.”
Paul Lockwood, Woodstock
“Nothing guaranteed in this ball park they trade players quicker than mortgages.”
“What’s next Victoria Secret field?”
Tom Foley Oak Lawn
“I didn’t realize that a .381 winning percentage was also Guaranteed.”
Thomas Tkatch, Bettendorf, IA
“Seeking low interest? Come to Sox Park!”
Jim Harding
“And I thought that the Old Stock Yards stunk.”
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John Slenczka, Woodridge
“I’ve seen more fans in an appliance store”!
“OK, OK, if you catch a homer ball, I’ll take you to a Cubs Game”!
Tim Collins, Antioch
“What last place feels like.”
J. Frossard, Chicago