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There might be no soup for you, but you’ll always have cocktails. Scofflaw (3201 W. Armitage Ave. 773-252-9700) is hosting a “Seinfeld”-themed night on June 4 and here’s what you’ll be sipping on.

Gene’s Pick: gin, Gran Classico bitters, cocchi rosa, lemon, orange juice, rose water

Kavorka: gin, Amargo-Vallet amaro, blackberry, ginger, lemon

Mandelbaum: gin, Luxardo Abano liqueur, shrub, house bitters

Festivus: gin, sherry, raspberry, citrus

Canstandya: bourbon, Brovo Jammy vermouth, Elixir Combier liqueur, Peychaud’s bitters

On a High Note: brandy or cognac, Elixir Combier liqueur, strawberry preserves, lemon

Feat of Strength: mezcal, tequila, Ancho Reyes chili liqueur, tamarind, pineapple, lime, mole bitters

Del Boca Vista: Ramazzotti liqueur, Combier Pamplemousse liqueur, Luxardo Maraschino liqueur, lime, grapefruit

Tropic of Cancer: bourbon, rhum agricole, apricot, citrus

The cocktail menu for the night pulls from past Scofflaw cocktail menus—each past menu has contained at least one “Seinfeld”-themed drink.

You’ll also be able to nosh on a big salad with “tomatoes like volleyballs,” black and white cookies that you’ll want to “get some black and some white in each bite,” and muffin tops—AKA, “the best part … where the muffin breaks free of the pan.”

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