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Winner: “Well, well, seems that the Tweeter-in-Chief was all thumbs on Repeal and Replace.”

Pat Kummer, Lisle

Extras:

“Obama to Trump: ‘Your swamp is bigger than my swamp!'”

Martha Miller, Westmont

“So Donald, checking your golf handicap?”

Jim Rosenberger, La Grange

“I’ll check the polls on your smug assertion that people like green ties better than red ones.”

Jack Kenesey, Palatine

“The sass of class versus The mass of crass”

Bill Lenters , Chicago

“My spies told me I could have beaten you for my third term.. “

George D. Karcazes, Wilmette

“I hate to say I told you so….”

Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg

“Obama : I have more followers than YOU

Trump: Are we talking here or Russia? I’m HUGE in Russia!”

Joe Kauffmann, North Aurora

“Your job will be a easier with fewer tweets.”

Lynndon Ruber, Northbrook

“Silence is Golden”

Jim Schueler, Manhattan

“Tweetle-smart” and “Tweetle-dumb”

Pam Daniels, Elmhurst

“#I’m under surveillance by Obama and I can prove it!”

John Connolly, Medinah

“Looks like I’m between a Barack and a hard place.”

Pat Foley, Homer Glen

“Not so easy now is it?”

Robert A. Koch, Chicago