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Extras:

“I hear they have a deal on Canadian grave sites.”
Scott Soloway, Evanston

“Honestly, Abe, I’ve never been happy we’re dead until now.”

Suzanne Voss, Arlington Heights

“He’s planning his sculpture – on Mount Trumpmore. “

Ann Fraioli, Oak Park

“Such small hands.”

Ron Flowers, Elk Grove Village

“We’re history!”

Libby Wolkoff Highland Park

“I dunno, Abe…I thought America was pretty great to begin with.”
Tom Wogan Sr, Chicago

“Abe, I cannot tell a lie – there goes the neighborhood.”
Ruth Muscarello, Lake Forest

“Such small hands.”

Ron Flowers, Elk Grove Village

“…he’s checking to see if the letters “T-R-U-M-P” will fit on the roof of the White House!”

Diane Kearney, Arlington Heights

“Let’s photo bomb him G”
Kristin Andras

“We’re on money, he’s got money, maybe this’ll work.”
Jack Featherstone Naperville

Okay, Abe. Time to roll over in our graves.”

Therese Glascott, Chicago

“…he’s visualizing a spot on Mt. Rushmore!”

Patrick Kearney, Arlington Heights

“Take note Abe, January 20th, 2017, the day the White House goes from class to crass.”
Michele Medhurst Flossmoor

“Gee, Abe, should we join him in his selfie? Looks like he might need some help!”

Richard Kosenesky Cicero