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If you have $9.99 and a desire to piss off the Republican presidential nominee, your time has come.
For just under $10 (no shipping!), the website “Send Dicks to Donald,” claims it will anonymously send a lollipop penis to Donald Trump’s campaign headquarters in New York City.
According to the website, the mission of this campaign is a simple one: “How do we stop the constant stream of bull shit from coming out of his mouth? We’ll put a dick in it of course! Well a lollipop in the shape of a dick that is.”
Each lollipop is about 3 inches long and takes about a week to arrive on the Don’s doorstep. “Before you know it that dick will be covered head to toe in dicks, thanks to you,” the website claims.
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