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player ready...On this the last day of the 2016 Rio Games, let’s look at the glory, the shame and the chicken hearts.
Winner: Michael Phelps. Retiring? No way. See you and Boomer in Tokyo 2020
Loser: Hope Solo. Who’s the coward now?
Winner: Diving. No, not the kind into a pool. The kind onto a track.
Losers: Jordan Spieth and Rory McIlroy. Their excuses for bailing on Rio golf look ridiculous now.
Loser: Mosquitoes. They didn’t stand a chance against Rio’s pest control machine.
Winner: Romantics. It isn’t enough to win a medal anymore at the Olympics, you have to immediately follow that up by proposing marriage.
Winner: Simone Biles. What an amazing athlete.
Loser: Apologies. Ryan Lochte’s attempt was about as successful as his weird hair-dye-job.
Winner: Simon Manuel. First African American woman to win individual swimming medal.
Loser: Flowers. Rio officials decided that giving medalists bouquets was not environmentally friendly so they gave them 3-D version of the Rio logo instead.
Winner: Chicken hearts. Marinated and cooked over an open fire in a fancy restaurant on a street corner, this tiny poultry organ is delish – and good for you, too.