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player ready...Poop has had many nicknames over the years and now the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Chicago is looking to coin a new one.
The name won’t just be for any old poop, it’ll be for the “biosolids” that the MWRD uses as fertilizer, made straight from the crap you flush down the toilet. The MWRD is looking to sell this organic material to the public, so it needs a catchy name, of course.
In Wisconsin, the repurposed poop is called “Milorganite,” which sounds cooler than it actually is. Washington, D.C. went for the prettier “Bloom,” because apparently they really do think their sh*t smells like roses.
You have until Sept. 30 to think up your sh*ttiest puns, literally. You can send your submissions via Twitter to @MWRDGC or to [email protected]. The winner gets nothing except the pride of knowing that you’ll essentially be the king or queen of poop. Your mom will be so proud.