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player ready...The Chicago-based evil masterminds behind “Cards Against Humanity” have launched their 2016 election fundraiser, “American Votes With Cards Against Humanity.“
According to the project’s website, the game’s creators are “letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.” Fans of the game can choose to buy packs of cards either about Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton or Republican candidate Donald Trump.
When the promotion ends, the company will count up the sales of both packs, and “depending on which pack gets more support, we will donate all the money in support of Hillary Clinton’s campaign.” Oof, tough break, Trump supporters. We’re sure we’ll have a vitriolic Twitter response from The Donald any minute now.
Biographies on the two candidates can also be found on the promotion’s website, stating that Clinton “has tirelessly advocated for women’s rights, campaign finance reform, and access to healthcare.” Trump’s biography goes into detail about his business acumen, saying the Republican candidate “is a powerful CEO who wears three suits at once” and “a huge man who lives in a golf course.” If “Cards Against Humanity” says it, it must be true.
The money raised will be split between contributions to Clinton’s PAC, groups opposing Trump and get-out-the-vote programs in swing states.
Want to buy a pack about Gary Johnson or Jill Stein? “Just skip the middleman and vote for Trump,” the website reads. Sorry, third-partiers. Maybe next time.
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