And so another season of “The Bachelorette” ends. But now it’s time for the best iteration of the “Bachelor” franchise: “Bachelor in Paradise.” This game of sexual musical chairs gives you more drama and swimsuits and making out and way fewer manipulated professions of “love.” It’s a win-win.
In case you forgot some of the players brought in for Season 3 of “Bachelor in Paradise,” here’s a refresher.
Jared
Best known for …his patchy facial hair.
Who we think he’ll go for … Amanda. Could see him falling for a hot mom.
Personal paradise … far away from Ashley I. from last season.
Emily
Best known for …being a twin.
Who we think she’ll go for …Chad. A jerk is catnip to a 23-year-old.
Personal paradise … cheering for an NFL team.
Haley
Best known for …being the other twin.
Who we think she’ll go for …Chad. Sister drama.
Personal paradise … We’re not going to bother differentiating her from her twin here.
Leah
Best known for … going crazy and trying to sabotage Lauren B.
Who we think she’ll go for … Jared because he’s basically a poor man’s Ben.
Personal paradise … being the center of attention on this show.
Lace
Best known for … getting wasted on the first night of Ben’s season.
Who we think she’ll go for … Jared. The crazies always find him.
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Personal paradise … being drunk.
Amanda
Best known for … being the single mom who got cut after Ben met her kids.
Who we think she’ll go for … Nick. Head says my girls need a daddy, heart says give me the bad boy.
Personal paradise … having a successful lifestyle blog.
Jubilee
Best known for … being the queen of Ben’s season.
Who we think she’ll go for … Chad. Ugh, girl, we don’t want this for you, but we feel like you might bond over people ganging up on you.
Personal paradise … heading up a badass “Bachelor” girl squad.
Sarah
Best known for … being the girl often stuck in the friend zone.
Who we think she’ll go for …Vinny? Just someone who will be nice to her.
Personal paradise … not having to go on one of these shows again.
Carly
Best known for … getting brutally dumped last season of “Bachelor in Paradise.”
Who we think she’ll go for … Nick. Veterans of the franchise unite.
Personal paradise … stealing Taylor Swift’s identity.
Izzy
Best known for …nothing. Who is this?
Who we think she’ll go for … seriously, who are you?
Personal paradise … getting a reality TV identity.
Nick
Best known for … coming in second place, twice.
Who we think he’ll go for … Lace. Dude likes brunettes.
Personal paradise … being a member of this franchise forever.
Chad
Best known for … being the supervillain of JoJo’s season.
Who we think he’ll go for … Lace. They can start a real estate agency together.
Personal paradise … running a gym where people pay to watch him work out.
Evan
Best known for … being the erectile dysfunction guy.
Who we think he’ll go for … Sarah. He’s a nice guy who will treat her right.
Personal paradise … expanding his chain of ED clinics worldwide and putting his former pastor skills to work by becoming a motivational speaker.
Vinny
Best known for … paying his way through “The Bachelorette” by giving free haircuts to the other contestants.
Who we think he’ll go for … Amanda, an esthetician who hails from California. They can open up a salon together and fall in perfect, well-manicured love.
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Personal paradise … clearly opening up a salon with Amanda on the beach. Duh.
Grant
Best known for … winning the firefighter challenge at the first group date/looking like The Crimson Chin.
Who we think he’ll go for … Jubilee. She’s a war veteran, so they can bond over saving lives and all that jazz.
Personal paradise … perpetually saving beautiful women from burning buildings and living to tell the tale.
Daniel
Best known for … being the Mussolini to Chad’s Hitler.
Who we think he’ll go for … the twins, at the same time. He seems like the kind of guy who wouldn’t see anything wrong with referring to two individual women as one unit.
Personal paradise … screaming for all to hear that he’s Canadian while drinking Tim Horton’s coffee, waving a Canadian flag and saying “Eh?” a lot.
RedEye’s Elise De Los Santos and Shelbie Bostedt contributed.