Every time someone dies
raise your glass, say “Valar morghulis” and take a generous gulp.
Every time there is nudity
drink until things turn PG-13-ish/light R again.
If Jon Snow does something stupid
chant “You know nothing” three times, taking a drink after each time.
Every time there’s a violent clash of swords
link arms with the person next to you and take 2 sips.
Every time Tyrion Lannister says something vaguely intelligent and depressing
take 3 sips and/or drink until he finishes talking.
Every time Cersei Lannister drinks
you drink too.
If Jaime Lannister does something cool with his metal hand
pour out a shot with your non-dominant hand and take whatever makes it into the glass.
If Bronn says something humorous and crass
pick up your glass. Last person to pick up their glass has to take a drink and repeat the humorous/crass phrase as loudly as possible.
If half of the episode passes without a dragon sighting
take 3 sips, set down your drink and yell, “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!”
If Podrick does something stupid and Brienne has to save him
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take 2 sips and try not to spill on yourself.
If Lyanna Mormont appears
pick the person in the group who most recently pissed you off and give them the stink-eye while finishing your glass.
If two characters duel
grab 2 straws and challenge a friend to a drinking duel. First one to the bottom of their cup wins.
If a Stone Man appears (remember those?)
take a large gulp.
If a White Walker appears
take a large gulp.
If anything causes you to close your eyes and/or turn away from the screen
finish your drink and pour yourself a new one and reflect on why you choose to watch this show.
If the episode ends on a cliffhanger
take 2 shots: It’s going to be a long wait until next season.