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Calling all deep-dish spots: Michael Symon, longtime Food Network chef and co-host of “The Chew” on ABC, is available to rewrite your menu — or so we gather from this string of tweets today, in which he comes up with seven unflattering names for deep-dish in the span of two minutes. We’ll take a large Hot Tub Pie Machine with pepperoni, please.

He ends by joking with Lou Malnati’s and calling them “gr8,” so we’re all friends here.

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