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McDonald’s: We’re not lovin’ it when it comes to your campaign to have customers create an “iconic Chicagoland” burger.

Take a gander at the new contest on the chain’s site, and you’ll see your options to build a burger that supposedly sums up Chicago in a bite; among them, processed buns, processed cheese and the paper-thin beef patties you find on a standard McDonald’s burger (your only choice for meat, although you can pick from one, two or three of them — yippee).

The Tribune’s Food & Dining team powwowed to come up with the ingredients we would use to create a burger that represents Chicago. It took us all of 30 seconds to come up with about a hundred better options. Our final picks, below:

(Note: We know it’s not realistic to expect McDonald’s to source Labriola buns and Allen Brothers meat, but the point is: Don’t run a contest that you have to lame out on.)

The Iconic Chicago Burger

— Bun from Labriola

— Beef from Allen Brothers

— Cheese from Pastoral

— Tomatoes from Growing Home

— Giardiniera from J.P. Graziano’s

Agree? Disagree? Hit the comments to tell us what would go on your iconic Chicago burger, or tweet us @ChiTribFood with the hashtag #chicagoburger.

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