Is your bracket busted? Well so is everyone else’s, so stop complaining.
In fact, take a break from how much you lost on your office March Madness pool and catch up on what else happened this week.
Here’s this week’s RedEye Rundown.
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No. 1: ‘Furious 7’ review: You know, whatever
Can a movie be entertaining and annoying at the same time? Movie critic Matt Pais says so, and that’s exactly what ‘Furious 7’ is. Even if you won’t see the movie, you should at least read for the appropriate use of “ass-cam” in the review.
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No. 2: McMinimum wage
McDonald’s announced the company is raising its minimum wage for thousands of fast-food workers this week. But is it enough? One group says it’s “just a slap in the face.”
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No. 3: This week in “allegedly”
You know what’s probably not a good idea? Intimidating a police officer. You know what’s probably an even worse idea? Doing it in a courthouse, like the two brothers above. The story gets better when you find out what they were intimidating the police for.
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No. 4: When ads attack
The first rule of Fight Club is you can’t talk about Fight Club, but Mayor Emanuel and his opponent, Jesus “Chuy” Garcia must not have gotten the memo. They’ve been throwing punches at each other in campaign ads — for everyone to see.
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No. 5: Cubs: From mediocre to badass
How could that be possible, you say? The Cubs have six players that could lead the team from sucky to lucky this season.