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THE QUOTE

“Let me tell you, there is nothing original or funny or cool about throwing a pizza on this lady’s roof. It is just not funny. It’s been done before. You are not the first.”

—“Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan, on Tuesday’s “Better Call Saul Insider Podcast,” urging fans to stop flinging pizzas on the roof of the home used as Walter White’s on the show. The act is an homage to a Season 3 episode, but guys, quit wasting pizza!

My little guy is learning fast. He looks at me and I feel like I gotta win. #SMSAUDIO #FRIGO

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THE DIGIT

$700,000

50 Cent’s 2-year-old son, Sire Jackson, signed a $700,000 modeling contract with headphone company Kidz Safe, thr.com reports. “Already, he’s making his own money!” his dad told Power 105 radio. Now, did the kid sign the contract himself, or… ?

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Mani oh mani

Sorry E!, the red-carpet stars are totally over your dumb mani-cam. “I’m 54 years old,” Julianne Moore told Harper’s Bazaar. “I can’t make my fingers walk; it’s humiliating! And a guy asked me to lift up my skirt to show them my shoes, and I said, ‘I don’t need to do that. Let’s keep some dignity.’ ” Those skirts were not made for lifting.

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West Coast girl

Anna Faris is a Hollywood chick right now, but if she and husband Chris Pratt ever do move, they won’t go too far from home. “We’re definitely thinking about moving away when we can, a few years from now. Maybe Northern California, or Oregon, or Washington,” she told Health magazine. “Chris is a country boy. He really wants land, and I do, too. I love the idea of having horses, even though I don’t really know how to ride or take care of them!” Looks like her next rom-com is already written.

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Widsom from Woodley

Shailene Woodley takes a lot of life lessons from her grandmother, who told her to live from her “deep heart.” Wait, what’s that? “What I’ve come to determine in my life is that my deep heart is my—it’s my compassion, empathy and intuition,” she told Elle magazine. “Because your intuition never wants to be mean to somebody. You intuitively know that another human being on this planet is hurting just as badly as you may be.”

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Amster-damn!

Katy Perry’s partying in Amsterdam this week for her Prismatic world tour, but will she be taking a toke or two? Mayhaps “I’m going to go to the red light district tonight, actually, but I’ll just say this: the weed doesn’t agree with me,” she told Elvis Duran on his radio show Wednesday. “I turn into more of a weirdo than I actually am!” Hey Katy, you know it’s OK to be weird!