We’ll keep this short and let you get back to PRETENDING like you’re not watching House of Cards at work. (Editor’s note: RedEye reporter Mick Swasko, who authored this little diddy, is currently watching HoC. He promised no spoilers.)
The week was dominated by sports injuries, Internet freakouts and some other thing. Oh, yeah, Chicago’s first runoff election.
We’ve got it all covered in this week’s RedEye Rundown.
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No. 1: The Re-re-re-return
After “minor” knee surgery, Derrick Rose is expected to return in time for the playoffs. We’re not worried. Nope. Not at all.
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No. 2: Kane’s clavicle conundrum
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#88 was sidelined and placed on long-term injured reserve this week. REALLY WE’RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT CHICAGO SPORTS AT ALL.
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No. 3: Runoff rundown
OK, so you didn’t vote in the primary election. That’s alright. But more than 1/3 of the city’s wards will see aldermanic runoff elections, and of course there’s the issue of Rahm vs. Chuy. So can you still register? The answer is yes, and we have all the details.
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No. 4: #TheDress
What color is the dress? WHAT COLOR IS IT? If you’ve seen this image on Twitter and heard the water cooler arguments but don’t know the back story behind #thedress, you’ll need to read this.
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No. 5: #LlamaDrama
Speaking of Internet freakouts, Thursday saw a double header. Two llamas tore ass through Sun City, Ariz., and the televised coverage was more compelling than car chase. We’ve got a full recap.
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