It’s completely OK to admit you’re spending your Friday night curled up on the couch with the entire season three of “House of Cards” because, well, that’s pretty much what the rest of the country plans to do tonight.
And, like the Internet tends to do, spoilers are quickly leaking about what you’ll see unfold on Netflix tonight. But Chicago radio station 101WKQX (101.1 FM) has created the hashtag #fakehocspoilers in an effort to distract us from those real spoilers.
The best way to avoid House of Cards spoilers? Create your own! Tweet us your #fakeHoCspoilers. We’ll start it off…
— 101WKQX (@101WKQX) February 27, 2015
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Some of them were pretty funny …
Freddy’s has gone vegan? Meatless BBQ? #fakeHoCspoilers -Lou
— 101WKQX (@101WKQX) February 27, 2015
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@101WKQX Spacey enters a card house building competition. When he wins he says, “now THATS what i call a house of cards.” #fakeHoCspoilers
— Axilla (@celery_man1) February 27, 2015
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… so we figured we’d play along and round ’em up for you while also throwing in some of our own.
Foursome between Frank Underwood, Claire, the Secret Service agent and … the rowing machine. #fakeHoCspoilers
— Kristin Samuelson (@KSamRedEye) February 27, 2015
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The House of Cards was really just an actual day in Spacey’s life. He breaks the fourth wall constantly. #fakeHoCspoilers
— Aaron Garcia (@AxelYoung95) February 27, 2015
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@101WKQX Half of the first episode is Kevin Spacey following a plastic bag around the city. #fakeHoCspoilers
— Axilla (@celery_man1) February 27, 2015
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Claire needs a root canal. #FakeHOCspoilers
— Mick (@swasko) February 27, 2015
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And some even referenced memes from Thursday’s INSANELY weird Internet day:
Claire is wearing #thedress and its black and blue @101WKQX #fakeHoCspoilers
— Brian Phillips (@beefillups) February 27, 2015
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The Dress was done to distract us from House of Cards, it was all Kevin Spacey! #fakeHoCspoilers #FakeHouseOfCardsSpoilers
— Aaron Garcia (@AxelYoung95) February 27, 2015
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@101WKQX As someone who’s never seen HOC, I am only to assume that Spacey was the one who freed the lamas yesterday. #fakeHoCspoilers
— Manny Valadez (@EmmanuelValadez) February 27, 2015
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And in case you haven’t seen “House of Cards” or are caught up but want a quick recap before your HOC binge weekend, read our everything-you-need-to-know story here.
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