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You festy thing

Warning: The latest Miley Cyrus video is totally NSFW. The New York Post reports the singer has submitted her bondage video, “Tongue Tied,” to the NYC Porn Film Festival, which begins Feb. 27 in Brooklyn. But for major Miley fans, this is old news—she played the black-and-white video during her “Bangerz” tour last summer. 

Friends in famous places

Kendrick Lamar didn’t even need to drop the next single from his upcoming album himself—he’s got Taraji P. Henson to do it for him. The “Empire” star tweeted a link to “The Blacker The Berry” on Monday, saying, “Here is a working link for my fav song on @kendricklamar new joint he has coming!!!!” Got any idea when we’re getting the full record, Taraji?

Source: Seventeen magazine

All about that face

You might think Meghan Trainor

was super confident after listening to “All About That Bass,” but that wasn’t necessarily the case when the 21-year-old burst onto the scene. “When I saw photos of myself, I would think, I look awful. There’s a double chin! I never thought I’d be a pop star. I don’t look like Rihanna,” she told Seventeen. “[Then] after the video for ‘All About That Bass’ came out … when I was signing autographs, this girl came up to me bawling and said, ‘You make me feel pretty again. Thank you.’ It really resonated with me.” And now she’s Working. It.

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HOT DATE

May 6

That’s when Vance Joy will headline a solo show at the Metro, he announced Tuesday. If you’d rather see him in a more Bears-centric setting, he’s also opening for Taylor Swift on July 18 and 19. But he’s certainly not the fanciest bird on that bill. 

Mindy Lahiri & Kris Jenner: Best friends? @krisjenner #comingsoon #themindyproject

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Keeping up with Mindy Kaling

Are we on the verge of a Kardashian appearance on “The Mindy Project”? Anything is possible if you believe Instagram. Show creator Mindy Kaling posted a photo Monday with Kris Kardashian, captioned “Mindy Lahiri & Kris Jenner: Best friends? @krisjenner #comingsoon #themindyproject,” showing the two at what appears to be a Kris book signing. What’s more terrifying—A non-ghostwritten book from Kris, or Mindi and Kris actually becoming besties? We’ll have to wait to find out.

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Royally bummed

It’s cool that Reese Witherspoon is a super famous actress and all, but she’s no duchess. Or at least that might be how her mom feels. Witherspoon told the BBC that while she was at a pre-BAFTAs party at Kensington Palace this weekend, “My mother kept texting me, ‘Did you meet the Queen? Was Kate there? No, Mum, I don’t think they’re coming to the BAFTA pre-party,’” she said. Psssh, like they’ve got better things going on.