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Who wants some free stuff?

Well, you can start with our weekly rundown of the craziness around Chicago below. But also, we’ve got some special plans for February, giving away awesome free stuff all month. We’ve included those details below as well. Enjoy this week’s RedEye Rundown.

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No. 1: Cards Against Humanity gets sexy

The game that made the term “bleached assholes” mainstream is about to get a lot hotter. A Cards Against Humanity co-creator has launched “Weapons of Mass Seduction.” Read on, this probably isn’t a game you want to play around your parents.

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No. 2: Magic Mike is back, and huge

Get ready to have “Pony” stuck in your head, the Magic Mike XXL trailer is here. It has everything, including a scene of LITERAL gridning. You’ll have to watch to see what that means.

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No. 3: SHOVEL YOUR DAMN WALK

After the 5th worst blizzard in history, there are STILL sidewalks that aren’t clear. However, unlike other years, no citations have been handed out by the city. TOTALLY not because of the election coming up. No. Definitely not.

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No. 4: Jaw dropping property

Believe it or not, this is actually almost downtown Chicago. The latest in our series of Real Estate Porn (we made that term up), you’ll have to fork over $2.7 million for this Near North Side beauty.

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No. 5: FREE SHIT

All February, we’ll be giving away free stuff. We’ve already given away tickets to RiotFest and sailing classes. Stay tuned for what’s on tap next week.

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