PAYDAY FRIDAY!
Or at least it is around the RedEye Chicago offices, so naturally everyone is acting completely out of their minds.
Thankfully, Sean Ely is (in)sane enough to recap the week’s events, as he always does, and we’ve wrapped it up in a little bow for you right here. Thank you, Sean.
This is Wilson. Doors open on the righ… OH MY GOD A RODENT. Seriously, f*ck rats. A new ranking says Chicago beats even New York for rodent problems, so THAT’S awesome.
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Hello! Welcome to the City of Chicago proper! Today, our short course includes just two basic survival elements: Never try to make change with a guy selling candy for his basketball team and definitely avoid riding a publicly available bicycle on a major highway.
Congrats, Wicker Park! You’re the Chicago neighborhood most likely to kill a pedestrian with a vehiclet! OK, so that’s a little extreme. But the Active Transportation Alliance has ranked the most dangerous pedestrian intersections in Chicago, and if you thought the intersection of Milwaukee, Damen and North avenues wasn’t going to make the list, you need to walk around more.
“WRITE THIS UP RIGHT NOW,” read the email from RedEye Web Editor Jordan Schultz, upon learning Domino’s would be giving away $1 pizzas for a (very) limited time this weekend in Chicago.
The best meal of the weekend (the one in which you get to drink before noon) just got seven more options, so rest up. You’re going to have to be choos-y this weekend.
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