Our brains are scrambled after last week’s Packers butt-kicking. And let’s face it, our Bears Brain Teasers so far have been pretty math heavy. So this week, fans have a chance to decipher a poem we wrote to inspire the team to a win against Carolina.
The problem is, it didn’t turn out so well, mostly because of all the head banging against the wall last week. However, maybe you can tell us what it means?
Rawboned, a Coaches brig.
Leaky Army veep, a catcher very wily toot.
Bar owned, cargo beach is.
Fat hug with tip up, a females girly shots.
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Everywhere a gently outflow, a ninth titleholder, a frothy minor outfit.
A baa birched crowns ego, hawked tenthly mown a generic wore unworthy.
A torpedoed hey injury, casino chili fog oil barber and woes.
Answer: If you rearrange the letters in each line, you get the words to “Bear Down, Chicago Bears.”
Rules: Submit your answer by 10 p.m. Sunday via Twitter to @redeyesportschi (must follow him to qualify). One guess per person. If multiple people submit the correct answer, the winner will be drawn at random.
At stake: A guest spot in Friday’s Five on Five panel. We’ll reveal the answer Monday. Good luck!