When my husband suggests ordering pizza and watching “Downton Abbey” on a Friday night
When I couldn’t remember my own address:
When I get grocery shopping, dishes, laundry done before noon on a Saturday
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When I couldn’t get to the gym for a week:
When I got my 10th wedding invitation in the mail by April:
When I get 5 coupons in one transaction at Target:
When I got my first Snap Chat a week ago:
When my mom says that hairstyle is a “little too young on you”:
When my 20-year-old cousin asks when I’m going to have kids:
Going to spin class for the first time since college:
When you ask the interns if they like that “Party Rock” song:
Getting drunk Saturday night, and by Tuesday, I’m still like:
When you go without coffee, by noon it’s like:
When my best friend brings over white wine:
Rihanna’s Instagram feed gets me all:
All I ever want to do:
When I walk into Emporium and realize everyone there was born in the ’90s:
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The last time I tried to pop lock and drop it:
When I make a “Three’s Company” or other ’80s sitcom reference and nobody knows what I’m talking about:
That one time I got heartburn from Diet Coke:
What happened at my friend’s going away party with an open bar:
When someone wants to go out after 9:30 p.m.:
When I realize I graduated high school 10 years ago:
When I try to drink cheap beer:
When someone asks if I know what a Keek is: