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Records through Friday

1. Bulls (39-10):

Tom Thibodeau gets to 100 victories about as fast as Bulls fans took to Michael Jordan. (1)

2. Thunder (36-12):

Replacing Reggie Jackson makes Derek Fisher … Mr. March? (2)

3. Heat (35-11):

Ronny Turiaf takes his talents to South Beach without raising ire of Cavaliers fans. (3)

4. Spurs (31-14):

Should get a group discount on retired jerseys over next few years. (4)

5. Magic (31-18):

Recalibrated “Dwight Watch” has 462 days until 2013 free agency period. (5)

6. Lakers (30-18):

Texas two-step gets back on track after going astray against Rockets. (6)

7. Pacers (27-19):

Ejected Frank Vogel glad he wasn’t around to see Paul George miss layup at buzzer. (7)

8. Hawks (28-20):

Hawks hope to borrow old promotional campaign from Braves: “One Crazy Summer.” (11)

9. Grizzlies (25-20):

Who’s calling the shots around here, fan bloggers? Well, actually … (9)

10. 76ers (27-21):

Doug Collins probably would trade in all 400 victories for the one thing that matters: a title. (8)

11. Mavericks (27-22):

Playoff matchup with Lakers might result in a different kind of sweep. (12)

12. Clippers (26-21):

Partnership with Virgin America ensures slumping team will soar no matter what. (10)

13. Jazz (26-22):

Always will have a chance to be a Cinderella story with Sidney Lowe on sideline. (17)

14. Nuggets (26-22):

Injury-plagued Danilo Gallinari putting the hurt on chances for high seeding. (13)

15. Rockets (26-22):

Rockets think Derek Fisher’s destination is fitting because they consider him just OK. (14)

16. Celtics (25-22):

Home game against Washington Wizards guaranteed to be a triple-W. (15)

17. Suns (24-24):

Dalliance with .500 nothing more than a spring fling. (16)

18. Knicks (23-25):

Woodsonity doesn’t have the same ring but it’s working out equally well for Knicks. (22)

19. Timberwolves (23-26):

Season’s looking more and more like lost cause after Ricky Rubio goes down. (18)

20. Bucks (22-25):

May decide missing playoffs better alternative to first-round Bulls sweep. (21)

21. Trail Blazers (22-26):

Raymond Felton may have become more unpopular in Rip City than the Lakers. (19)

22. Warriors (19-26):

It sounded good at the time, but Warriors might want a trade-deadline do-over. (20)

23. Cavaliers (17-28):

Cavaliers need extra sessions on how to receive proper return on investments. (23)

24. Kings (17-30):

Paul Westphal, J.J. Hickson … who’s next scapegoat for imploding franchise? (25)

25. Pistons (16-31):

Rumors of demise greatly understated. (24)

26. Raptors (16-32):

Could use some reinforcements on Canadian Forces Appreciation Night. (26)

27. Wizards (11-35):

Nene finding it hard to inject life into D.O.A. team. (28)

28. Nets (15-34):

Tears shed at final Prudential Center appearance next month will be ones of joy. (27)

29. Hornets (12-35):

Forward Jason Smith set to audition for UFC role during two-game suspension. (29)

30. Bobcats (7-38):

Yay! One more victory erases chance of having NBA’s all-time worst winning percentage. (30)