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This is a no-brainer for anyone who loves travel so much that you are willing to slog through the security muck that terrorism has foisted on us. The U.S. Travel Association is launching a campaign pleading with Congress to create a trusted-traveler program that would let us breeze past security barriers. Me? I am willing to supply DNA samples, any phone number I’ve ever had, all my dirty laundry — heck, I’d even consider nudist flights — anything to be freed from something that has robbed us of the joy of air travel. If you like the idea of simply being able to “hop a plane” again, rather than removing clothing in a slow-as-can-be security line, visit www.betrustednow.com, or phone 855-238-7878.