COMEDY

Maybe you’re the next Sandra Bernhard — she’s performing five shows at Lakeshore beginning Thursday — or Doug Stanhope or … well, you get the point. Chris Ritter, artistic director at Lakeshore Theater, will decide at the Lakeshore Open Mic Casting Call. Audience response (hint: bring friends) and Ritter’s assessment could land you a spot on the theater’s coming schedule. Bring five minutes of funny, or get the hook. You may sign up by sending your name and contact info to [email protected]. 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Feb. 18 at Lakeshore Theater, 3175 N. Broadway; free; 773-472-3492, lakeshoretheater.com