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Have you been paying attention to the gossip this week? Think you know the skinny on Jon and Kate, Speidi and that weird alien movie everyone’s talking about? OK, smarty pants, take RedEye’s pop culture pop quiz and find out where you stand.

1. Match the following quotes to the celebrity who said them.

A. “I’ll give you my best line, my old line, my old single-guy [pickup] line. You say, ‘Hey … what are you doing for sex later?’ “

B. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I’m going to be pretty strong until I die.”

C. “I love that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.”

A. Bruce Willis to “Access Hollywood”

B. Kate Gosselin on “Live! With Regis and Kelly” on Thursday

C. Kristen Stewart, to Entertainment Weekly, about “New Moon” co-star Taylor Lautner

2. What’s the name of Audrina Patridge’s upcoming movie, which she says will feature lots of hot girls and short shorts?

A. “The Mountains “B. “Sorority Row” C. “Audrina Patridge Has a Movie?”

3. True or false? Brad Pitt is running for mayor of New Orleans.

TRUE FALSE

4. What did Kim Kardashian enhance this week?

A. She dyed her hair blond B. She got a boob job C. She got finger elongation surgery

5. Which ‘Lord of the Rings’ backer gets production credits on ‘District 9?’

A. Viggo Mortensen B. Orlando Bloom C. Peter Jackson

6. What did Heidi Pratt reveal in her Playboy interview?

A. She’s never watched porn B. She never wears her wedding ring C. She’s never met Spencer’s mom

7. The new cast of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ is set to be announced Monday. Circle the contestant from last season who was NOT seriously injured.

Melissa Rycroft Steve-O Steve Wozniak Ty Murray Shawn Johnson Holly Madison

ANSWERS: 1: A, Bruce Willis; B, Kate Gosselin; C, Kristen Stewart; 2: B, 3: False, 4: A, 5: C, 6: A; 7: Shawn Johnson