Time is money, money is time, and the SkyMall folks hope your time in the air is their money.
On a recent flight, The Talk perused the catalog, looking for items to improve your quality of life.
We didn’t find any, but we did find these …
Trailer Hitch Stand and Chair Combo, $299.99
When sitting in your truck simply won’t do.
Lawn Aerator Sandals, $12.99
Do yardwork during simple walks. Pure efficiency.
Hidden Litter Box, $129.95
It’s a plant. No, it’s a litter box. It’s both!
Foot Alignment Socks, $19.95
The foot’s answer to fingerless gloves.
Personalized Latitude and Longitude Doormat, $32.95
Know when you’re home, and how to get there.
Amphibian “Flip Fins” w/Deluxe Carrying Bag, $169.95
For the scuba diver who walks to work.
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Wireless “Road Mice” Car Mouse, $44.99
Mustang, Corvette or Camaro … at least you’ll look like you’re working faster.
Big Foot Garden Sculpture, $98.95
Scare off rival Big Foots by making them think you already have one.