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Apple has given a wink and nod of approval to “Pay2Play” — not the unsavory political practice but a game developed for the iPhone.

The application by Juan “J” Rubio, a native North Sider who now lives in Vancouver, starts players off in Springfield, mired in debt, with impeachment 30 days away. They must amass cash by buying and selling items such as Senate seats before they’re booted from office.

Rubio plans to update the game to keep up with the latest corruption-related events. That could keep him busy.