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What are the two most awesome non-persons of all time?
You are correct: Santa Claus and Yoda.
And now, fate (or crass consumerism) has brought Christmas and “Star Wars” together and given us a jolly monster sage: Holiday Yoda.
It gets better: It’s a bobblehead. A bobblehead Santa Yoda. (We’ll wait while you collect the fragments of exploded brain from the floor.)