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player ready...Now that Bruce Springsteen has canceled his Halloween extravaganza for the commoners, perhaps there are other celebrities who could fill the void. Some (very tongue-in-check) suggestions:
Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Denzel Washington: Folks could check out the subterranean lair where these never-aging actors suck the life force from alien pod creatures to remain eternally youthful-looking. How else to explain such beauty?
Michael Jackson: The singer abandoned Neverland Ranch for various destinations, so the compound reportedly is like a ghost town at this point. There might even be creepy portraits of Bubbles the chimp.
Diana Ross: A tour of her closet likely would offer disturbing views of her fright wigs and giant fake eyelashes.
Julia Roberts: Her bathroom must be interesting considering that she says she doesn’t use deodorant. Just what is in there then?
Dita Von Teese: Her lingerie drawers must contain an enormous collection of intriguing garments designed to mold those famous burlesque curves. Plus, her ex-husband, Marilyn Manson, may have left behind some bizarre items.