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TOPIC: How would you describe Bears QB Kyle Orton’s play this season?
I’ve nicknamed him the Kyledriver. He’ll be a great WWF character after football.
Just good enough to ensure the Bears will give him more money than he’s worth.
Playtheism: Bears and their fans believe there isn’t a higher power or a hire power.
Unshaven, unhinged and, frankly, un-freakin’-believable.
He’s like Nyquil: effective, sleep-inducing, plenty of samples in Tracy’s purse …
TOPIC: What do you expect from Bulls rookie Derrick Rose?
More than I’d expect from Jalen Rose, less than Pete Rose.
9.1 points, 4.7 assists, great defense and a lot of missed free throws.
Rookie moves, Leo’s specialty.
Much more than he’s shown. Hey, Pooh, how about fixing the economy?
A Shaq-like run at “Rookie of the Year” and “League’s Worst Free Throw Shooter.”
TOPIC: Why is the NBA playing preseason games in China?
Preseason basketball is atrocious, so the farther away it is from me, the better.
Because of the old proverb: “Like the Bulls in a China shop.”
New war with China. What’s worse than a Bull in a China shop?
It’s the Bucks and Warriors. Do we consider that NBA?
To familiarize players with the banks that’ll be cutting their checks in a few years.
TOPIC: How do you feel about Thursday night college football?
I’m fine with it, but the Friday morning hangovers are hell.
I thought it was far more ironic when it aired on Wednesday night.
I guess it’s true. It’s bad being an FSU fan every day, not just Saturdays.
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Sorry but Thursday nights I catch up on my telenovellas.
Still the top excuse for why I don’t have a life, followed by “Tuesday Night Football.”
TOPIC: What will Pacman Jones be doing during his suspension?
Starting the “No Fun League” group on Facebook. Don’t join, he spams.
Planning for his next suspension.
Helping the economy by printing faux dollars, GreenPacs and faking it rain.
Lyin’ low with Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde.
Alas, he’ll find a capable bodyguard too late after a freak encounter with Kevin Costner.