Who’s baby tressed up as?

A BABY’S FIRST WORDS aren’t usually, “You’re fired!” However, they could be if the child were wearing a Donald Trump comb-over toupee (above right). Baby Toupee is helping babies get wiggy-with-it for Halloween or any gag, with options that include a Lil’ Kim pink hairdo (above left), a Samuel L. Jackson Afro (center) or Bob Marley dreadlocks. The mission: to replace some parental responsibility with fun. Good for tots 0 to 9 months, the wigs are $19.99 at babytoupee.com.