WHIZZER: Somebody call heaven, and tell them there’s an … angelic … Dutch … soccer fan … missing.
CHRIS: Remember the Olympic Dutch speed-skating fans? Again, the Dutch came dressed to cheer. We salute you, oh pierced and winged tiger pants lady.
WHIZZER: Let me be the first to predict that the “mustard-and-ketchup-with-Devo-hat” look is the new Prada.
CHRIS: Ah, Spain. It’s amazing how any body type looks better in body paint. And yet I keep wondering: Where does he keep his wallet?
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WHIZZER: Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy! Very original, and please tell me there’s a beer keg dressed up like a baby kangaroo in your pouch.
CHRIS: It’s a great look until you realize that temps in Germany have hit 90 degrees. Then again, if you hang out with someone dressed like a pine tree air freshener …
WHIZZER: No question, this is the most authentic dog outfit we’ve seen at the Cup–so far.
CHRIS: Normally, I am vehemently opposed to matching outfits on humans and dogs. But the green jerseys bring out the color of their eyes.
WHIZZER: Not bad, but not great. Light fabric, colorful patterns and blast shield shades from the first “Star Wars.” I see she needs a dog friend though. Call me.
CHRIS: Brazil is in the running to host the 2014 World Cup. If this is the fans’ road uniform, imagine how they dress in the comfort of their own homes.