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Mega Mango

JAMBA JUICE $4.25,

24 ounces (original)

330 calories, 1 g fat, 80 g carbs

Jamba Juice, in response to gripes that its drinks are high in sugar and calories, has introduced a new line of all-fruit smoothies.

First thought: Mega Mango is one of four new flavors in the all-fruit smoothies line. The orange-colored drink is heavy and thick, with mangos, strawberries, passion fruit and mango juice blended with ice.

On second thought: It tastes of more pure fruit essence than Jamba Juice’s too-sweet regular line, which uses sherbet or frozen yogurt. The flavor bursts with mango–more tart than sweet–while peaks of passion fruit come through.

McGrade: B

Banana Coconut Frappuccino Blended Coffee

STARBUCKS $3.80

16 ounces (grande), 410 calories, 4 g fat, 89 g carbs

‘Tis the season for tropical fruit drinks, and one of Starbucks’ new offerings mixes banana with blended coffee.

First thought: The frosty, light-brown blended mixture is topped with whipped cream and flecks of brown, toasted coconut. Looks like a drinkable Christmas tree.

On second thought: The coffee essence overpowers any hint of banana or coconut in the drink. A bit on the sweet side, but banana and coffee are a surprisingly refreshing combination.

McGrade: B+

Laffy Taffy Mango Melon Slurpee

7-ELEVEN $1.49

28 ounces,

(no nutritional information available for this flavor)

Have flashbacks of your youth with the perfect childhood summer drink: a frozen Slurpee. Laffy Taffy and 7-Eleven join forces for a limited-time drinkable version of the popular chewy candy.

First thought: This Slurpee is the color of cantaloupe. The taste that hits you first is a melon-like sweetness, followed by a bubble-gum aftertaste.

On second thought: So who cares if this has little-to-no fruit? Slurpees aren’t meant to be found in the organic foods aisle. Despite its sickly sweet flavor, it wouldn’t be half bad on a hot, sticky day, right after playing in a softball game.

McGrade: B-

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— Kevin Pang, [email protected]