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My brother and I recently went to visit our 87-year-old grandmother in Florida. While we were driving back to her apartment from lunch, she asked my brother about religion. He said, “I believe in my faith.”
My grandmother, who refuses to buy a replacement hearing aid for the one she lost, yelled: “You believe in the buffet?”
I said, “Yes, Granny, Michael will have an extra helping of Jesus.” Maybe I should’ve added with a side of messiah mashed potatoes and godly gravy.
Luckily, we managed to avoid the whole buffet scene.
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