Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher finally got hitched — spawning more wedding details, exclamatory headlines and photos of Bruce Willis than any human should legally be exposed to. Save yourselves! Here’s all you need to know about what’s inside those seductive covers:
The magazines
People
The numbers: Pages for story / photos of Demi & Ashton / photos of Bruce
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4 / 5 / 1
Headline
The Real Thing!
Only-in-Hollywood detail
They wed under a chuppah at Demi’s Beverly Hills home.
Obligatory anonymous quote
“Ashton just loves [Demi]. . . . He doesn’t flirt with anybody, ever.”
The magazines
US Weekly
The numbers: Pages for story / photos of Demi & Ashton / photos of Bruce
6 / 9 / 1
Headline
Demi & Ashton
Just Married!
Only-in-Hollywood detail
Among the guests: actors Lucy Liu, Wilmer Valderrama.
Obligatory anonymous quote
“[The wedding’s] been in the works . . . for months. They just didn’t let many . . . in on the planning.”
The magazines
IN TOUCH
The numbers: Pages for story / photos of Demi & Ashton / photos of Bruce
4 / 5 / 2
Headline
Ashton & Demi’s Surprise Wedding
Only-in-Hollywood detail
The 10 p.m. ceremony time was according to kabbalah guidelines.
Obligatory anonymous quote
“They vowed never to spend more than seven nights apart.”
The magazines
Star
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The numbers: Pages for story / photos of Demi & Ashton / photos of Bruce
4 / 3 / 4
Headline
Their Hurry-Up Wedding!
Only-in-Hollywood detail
Ashton sent a jet for his family in Homestead, Iowa.
Obligatory anonymous quote
They want a kid. “Demi might . . . go through fertility treatments.”
The magazines
National Enquirer
The numbers: Pages for story / photos of Demi & Ashton / photos of Bruce
2 / 1/ 0
Headline
`Demi Hates Us!’
Only-in-Hollywood detail
Kutcher’s twin, Michael, wasn’t invited because Demi “hates Ashton’s family,” says Michael’s wife, who is estranged from Michael.
Obligatory anonymous quote
Bruce approves. “[His] daughters are all crazy about Ashton — and that’s been good enough . . . for Bruce.”