When the makers of fiber supplement Benefiber market their digestion aid on late-night TV, are they hoping to capitalize on the fame of similar-sounding Bennifer? We don’t know for sure, but it seems too close to be a coincidence. So we ask, which is the superior product? Let’s take a closer look at the benefits and drawbacks of the two. (For the record, we’re referencing Bennifer 2–Ben Affleck and Jen Garner.)
VISIBILITY
Bennifer: Seen cheering at Red Sox games, seen canoodling at Starbucks and caught on the pages of celebrity magazines, usually while grocery shopping.
Benefiber: Seen on late-night cable ads and Wal-Mart shelves.
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Winner: Bennifer. Taking in a game or grabbing some groceries–stars, they’re just like us!
DIGESTIBILITY
Bennifer: Low. Though they’re less cringe-inducing that Bennifer 1, all the baby talk–Are they expecting? Aren’t they?–has us feeling a little nauseated.
Benefiber: High. Grit-free, non-thickening, and you can add it to beverages or soft food to clean out the old pipes.
Winner: Benefiber. After Britney, we’re a little sick of wondering if stars are preggers or just bloated.
TASTE
Bennifer: After Bennifer 1’s media overload, Bennifer 2’s secrecy (or at least, their publicists’ tight-lipped tactics) seems downright tasteful.
Benefiber: Taste-free.
Winner: Push. It’s good when you can’t taste your fiber supplement.
AVOID MIXING WITH …
Bennifer: J.Lo (especially if the baby rumor is true).
Benefiber: Not recommended with carbonated beverages.
Winner: Benefiber
OVERALL WINNER: BENNIFER. Though Benefiber is better for you, the happy couple pulls this one out. Congratulations, guys.