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JIMMY GREENFIELD
TOPIC 1: SHOULD PHIL JACKSON RETURN TO THE LAKERS? EXPLAIN.
My instincts say no. But my instincts only speak French, so it could be a misunderstanding.
TOPIC 2: WHAT DOES 38-YEAR-OLD COMEBACK-OBSESSED MIKE TYSON REMIND YOU OF?
Erik Estrada pinning his hopes for a comeback on a “CHiPs” reunion movie.
TOPIC 3: STEVE NASH WINS THE NBA’S MVP. WHAT’S NEXT?
Steven Hawking wins comeback player of the year.
TOPIC 4: HOME RUNS ARE DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2002 BECAUSE …
… what gets pumped up, must come down. Especially when there’s drug testing.
TOPIC 5: WHAT’S YOUR SLOGAN FOR THESE 2005 WHITE SOX?
“We’re good, we really are. Seriously. So come on down! Please?”
PHIL THOMPSON
TOPIC 1: SHOULD PHIL JACKSON RETURN TO THE LAKERS? EXPLAIN.
Phil thinks Phil has had his fill. What do you think, Dr. Phil?
TOPIC 2: WHAT DOES 38-YEAR-OLD COMEBACK-OBSESSED MIKE TYSON REMIND YOU OF?
It’s another boxer. Oh, what’s his name? Oh yeah, all of them.
TOPIC 3: STEVE NASH WINS THE NBA’S MVP. WHAT’S NEXT?
Shaq has to carry him on his shoulders for a month. It’s in the rules.
TOPIC 4: HOME RUNS ARE DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2002 BECAUSE …
… players are at an impasse on the collective cheating agreement?
TOPIC 5: WHAT’S YOUR SLOGAN FOR THESE 2005 WHITE SOX?
“Make love with your Sox on!”
LEO EBERSOLE
TOPIC 1: SHOULD PHIL JACKSON RETURN TO THE LAKERS? EXPLAIN.
No. The team’s best rebounder is Lamar Odom, for crying out loud. Avoid, avoid, avoid.
TOPIC 2: WHAT DOES 38-YEAR-OLD COMEBACK-OBSESSED MIKE TYSON REMIND YOU OF?
George Foreman, Evander Holyfield, Riddick Bowe and, if I’m not mistaken, Buster Douglas.
TOPIC 3: STEVE NASH WINS THE NBA’S MVP. WHAT’S NEXT?
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Ashton Kutcher hires someone to break the trophy on the next “Punk’d.” [Bleeps] ensue.
TOPIC 4: HOME RUNS ARE DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2002 BECAUSE …
… the baseball gods have ordered it so. They also demand a copy of Weezer’s new album.
TOPIC 5: WHAT’S YOUR SLOGAN FOR THESE 2005 WHITE SOX?
“Bigger, badder and more willing to hit to the opposite field to advance a runner.”
MIKE NORTH
TOPIC 1: SHOULD PHIL JACKSON RETURN TO THE LAKERS? EXPLAIN.
Not unless Shaq and Magic come with.
TOPIC 2: WHAT DOES 38-YEAR-OLD COMEBACK-OBSESSED MIKE TYSON REMIND YOU OF?
Reminds me of me and my hangover from the night before.
TOPIC 3: STEVE NASH WINS THE NBA’S MVP. WHAT’S NEXT?
Sean Bradley averages 20 points and 10 rebounds a game. Not!
TOPIC 4: HOME RUNS ARE DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2002 BECAUSE …
Gee I don’t know why, duh.
TOPIC 5: WHAT’S YOUR SLOGAN FOR THESE 2005 WHITE SOX?
“I can’t believe we’re going to win the whole thing.”
BAG BOY
TOPIC 1: SHOULD PHIL JACKSON RETURN TO THE LAKERS? EXPLAIN.
Yes because people in L.A. remarry each other all the time.
TOPIC 2: WHAT DOES 38-YEAR-OLD COMEBACK-OBSESSED MIKE TYSON REMIND YOU OF?
Plain and simple, Farrah Fawcett.
TOPIC 3: STEVE NASH WINS THE NBA’S MVP. WHAT’S NEXT?
The 2008 Super Bowl will be held in Regina, Saskatchewan.
TOPIC 4: HOME RUNS ARE DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2002 BECAUSE …
… not everybody can bet against the Cubs at the same time.
TOPIC 5: WHAT’S YOUR SLOGAN FOR THESE 2005 WHITE SOX?
“Wearing a bag on your head is sooo 2002.”