With reports that CBS is developing a new “Punk’d”-style show starring Jon Lovitz, we got to thinking about other reality shows that we wouldn’t mind seeing. After all, those competition shows get a bit stale at times, and so do reruns of “The Simple Life: Interns.” Check out these dream fake shows.
“Ambushed!”
Probable network: CBS
The pitch: A terror-inducing spin on “Punk’d,” with a touch of “60 Minutes II.”
The twist: Instead of Jon Lovitz or some other entertainment type, CBS unleashes Dan Rather to convince the victim that he/she is the target of some deadly serious media investigation that’s sure to ruin them.
Key moment: Every show’s signature signoff, when Rather turns sternly to the camera and says, “Courage.” Then he breaks down laughing.
“Weekend Marriage in Vegas”
Probable network: UPN
The pitch: Cameras stake out Sin City chapels in search of the latest celebrity “I do–and don’t!” Britney Spears and Nicky Hilton in talks to host.
The twist: The shows’ producers use fake marriage licenses in an effort to keep the celebs happy and helpful.
Key moment: When celebs must face the camera the next morning and correctly identify the man/woman they married.
“The Biggest Groom”
Probable network: Fox
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The pitch: Lovely ladies (you know the type) line up to see if they can impress The Groom and become his bride.
The twist: It’s revealed that “The Groom” is none other than supersized “American Idol” champ Ruben Studdard.
Key moment: When Ruben softly serenades the house’s sous chef.
“Star Wars Geek Fight”
Probable network: Fox
The pitch: It’s the “Star Wars” triathlon: Trivia battles, costume competition and plastic lightsaber showdowns.
The twist: The host–none other than Luke Skywalker himself: Mark Hamill–with the occasional visit from Princess Leia to keep fans warm, er, happy.
Key moment: As one young competitor lies on the floor defeated by a question about Tatooine, his conqueror stands over him, removes his Chewbacca mask and reveals, “I am your father.” Tears flow.
“Audit!”
Probable network: PBS
The pitch: In a first for public television, the show follows IRS auditors as they drop in unexpectedly on tax-troubled celebs.
The twist: Host Ben Stein dryly recounts the celebs’ troubles and offers timely suggestions–in his famous monotone–on deductions and tax shelters.
Key moment: Richard Hatch of “Survivor” offers interesting ways to reinterpret income tax laws.