Mike North from “The Mike North Morning Show” on WSCR-AM 670 joins us Wednesday; fans get their chance to join us Friday. Got what it takes? E-mail [email protected].
JIMMY GREENFIELD
TOPIC 1: ARE THE CUBS DONE?
You think? Sosa, Alou, Clement don’t return, and they’ve lost Wood, Nomar and Walker. You think?
TOPIC 2: WILL THE WHITE SOX BE HURT OR HELPED WHEN FRANK THOMAS RETURNS?
He’ll help, but only if he shows up bearing doughnuts.
TOPIC 3: IF YOU WERE A 16-INCH SOFTBALL TEAM, WHAT WOULD YOUR TEAM NAME BE?
The You Shower And I’ll Show Hers.
TOPIC 4: WHAT ATHLETE IS OVER THE HILL NOW AND DOESN’T KNOW IT?
Jason Giambi. If he ever starts to hit, he’ll be too embarrassed to be happy.
TOPIC 5: WINNING THE SIXTH MAN AWARD IS LIKE …
… paying for 300 Level but sneaking into the good seats
PHIL THOMPSON
TOPIC 1: ARE THE CUBS DONE?
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They’re not done, they’re more of a medium rare.
TOPIC 2: WILL THE WHITE SOX BE HURT OR HELPED WHEN FRANK THOMAS RETURNS?
Would you dare suggest that Frank playing for Ozzie would go anything less than smoothly?
TOPIC 3: IF YOU WERE A 16-INCH SOFTBALL TEAM, WHAT WOULD YOUR TEAM NAME BE?
Big Ballers, Home-Run-Shot Callers.
TOPIC 4: WHAT ATHLETE IS OVER THE HILL NOW AND DOESN’T KNOW IT?
Jeff Garcia, Drew Bledsoe and Kurt Warner. The three faces of suckdom.
TOPIC 5: WINNING THE SIXTH MAN AWARD IS LIKE …
… being the highest-paid player in the NHL.
LEO EBERSOLE
TOPIC 1: ARE THE CUBS DONE?
They’re about medium-well, but you can be damn sure the broiler’s still cooking.
TOPIC 2: WILL THE WHITE SOX BE HURT OR HELPED WHEN FRANK THOMAS RETURNS?
I’ll go with “hurlped.”
TOPIC 3: IF YOU WERE A 16-INCH SOFTBALL TEAM, WHAT WOULD YOUR TEAM NAME BE?
The Sultans of Squat.
TOPIC 4: WHAT ATHLETE IS OVER THE HILL NOW AND DOESN’T KNOW IT?
Kevin Willis was a rookie five years before Minnesota and Orlando had basketball teams.
TOPIC 5: WINNING THE SIXTH MAN AWARD IS LIKE …
… winning a date with Phil, with less heavy breathing.
BAG BOY
TOPIC 1: ARE THE CUBS DONE?
Far from it. As a franchise, people will keep coming. I call these people “mopes.”
TOPIC 2: WILL THE WHITE SOX BE HURT OR HELPED WHEN FRANK THOMAS RETURNS?
Helped. The infield needs raking.
TOPIC 3: IF YOU WERE A 16-INCH SOFTBALL TEAM, WHAT WOULD YOUR TEAM NAME BE?
The Sad Sacks.
TOPIC 4: WHAT ATHLETE IS OVER THE HILL NOW AND DOESN’T KNOW IT?
I want to say Leo and Rex Grossman but that’s silly. So I’ll just say Rex Grossman.
TOPIC 5: WINNING THE SIXTH MAN AWARD IS LIKE …
… wearing a replica jersey at a Mitchell & Ness convention.
MIKE NORTH
TOPIC 1: ARE THE CUBS DONE?
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As done as a well-done porterhouse at Gibsons.
TOPIC 2: WILL THE WHITE SOX BE HURT OR HELPED WHEN FRANK THOMAS RETURNS?
I want to say helped. But when was the last time he was a positive?
TOPIC 3: IF YOU WERE A 16-INCH SOFTBALL TEAM, WHAT WOULD YOUR TEAM NAME BE?
The Double Negatives.
TOPIC 4: WHAT ATHLETE IS OVER THE HILL NOW AND DOESN’T KNOW IT?
Kid K. Or should I say Kid DL?
TOPIC 5: WINNING THE SIXTH MAN AWARD IS LIKE …
… me being valedictorian of my summer school class.