If this page seems to be tipping to the right, it’s because the Chicago Matadors’ Kevin “Capital K” Blanchard joins us.
PHIL THOMPSON
TOPIC 1: AS A CHILD, DID YOU GROW UP DREAMING OF BECOMING A MATADOR?
I dreamed of being something far more hazardous: a sports journalist in Chicago.
TOPIC 2: AN AMERICAN WANTS TO BUY ENGLAND’S MANCHESTER UNITED SOCCER CLUB. WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?
It reminds me it’s been a while since I’ve seen my dentist.
TOPIC 3: ANY SURPRISES IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS SO FAR?
Anti-Jordan signs at the UC. Mock the Wizards, please … but he was one, so … never mind.
TOPIC 4: IS IT MORE PAINFUL TO LOSE BY 10 RUNS OR IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH?
For Cubs fans, it’s losing in the bottom of the ninth by 10 runs.
TOPIC 5: DESCRIBE FOR OUR READERS YOUR SIGNATURE “MOVE.”
My only moves are made on a fantasy league waiver wire. Don’t look at me like that, it’s cold here.
LEO EBERSOLE
TOPIC 1: AS A CHILD, DID YOU GROW UP DREAMING OF BECOMING A MATADOR?
I’ve always considered that whole spectacle inhumane. And the bullfighting too.
TOPIC 2: AN AMERICAN WANTS TO BUY ENGLAND’S MANCHESTER UNITED SOCCER CLUB. WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?
Michael Jackson buying the Beatles’ songbook.
TOPIC 3: ANY SURPRISES IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS SO FAR?
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Detroit fans are acting like punks, home teams are winning … no, not really.
TOPIC 4: IS IT MORE PAINFUL TO LOSE BY 10 RUNS OR IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH?
Bottom of the ninth. It’s like climbing to the top rope and falling groin-first on the turnbuckle.
TOPIC 5: DESCRIBE FOR OUR READERS YOUR SIGNATURE “MOVE.”
I use Whizzer’s: Rub up against a stranger’s leg until I get fed.
WHIZZER
TOPIC 1: AS A CHILD, DID YOU GROW UP DREAMING OF BECOMING A MATADOR?
I was in Pamplona living with Ernest Hemingway. He snored, you know. Good times.
TOPIC 2: AN AMERICAN WANTS TO BUY ENGLAND’S MANCHESTER UNITED SOCCER CLUB. WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?
Madonna marrying Guy Ritchie.
TOPIC 3: ANY SURPRISES IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS SO FAR?
Commissioner Stern has yet to make his annual batch of playoff brownies.
TOPIC 4: IS IT MORE PAINFUL TO LOSE BY 10 RUNS OR IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH?
With the first one, I can leave early and get a good seat at the bar.
TOPIC 5: DESCRIBE FOR OUR READERS YOUR SIGNATURE “MOVE.”
Hang on, I’m eyeing Leo’s left leg. Sweet, sweet leg.
BAG BOY
TOPIC 1: AS A CHILD, DID YOU GROW UP DREAMING OF BECOMING A MATADOR?
Big-bellied, beloved and good Bulls seats? No, I never wanted that. Next question.
TOPIC 2: AN AMERICAN WANTS TO BUY ENGLAND’S MANCHESTER UNITED SOCCER CLUB. WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?
An English guy trying to buy the Cubs. Take ’em. Please.
TOPIC 3: ANY SURPRISES IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS SO FAR?
No Pistons fan has thrown a chair on the court. Yet.
TOPIC 4: IS IT MORE PAINFUL TO LOSE BY 10 RUNS OR IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH?
You making fun of me? Is that question making fun of me? Kevin, ATTACK!
TOPIC 5: DESCRIBE FOR OUR READERS YOUR SIGNATURE “MOVE.”
“Roman Emperor.” Arm out, thumb pointed sideways before turning to the down position.
KEVIN BLANCHARD
TOPIC 1: AS A CHILD, DID YOU GROW UP DREAMING OF BECOMING A MATADOR?
Well, I … wait. There’s another Matador in here?
TOPIC 2: AN AMERICAN WANTS TO BUY ENGLAND’S MANCHESTER UNITED SOCCER CLUB. WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?
Me trying to buy the Krispy Kreme company for a dollar.
TOPIC 3: ANY SURPRISES IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS SO FAR?
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Caroline Marcil hasn’t sung the national anthem.
TOPIC 4: IS IT MORE PAINFUL TO LOSE BY 10 RUNS OR IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH?
Both give me nausea just thinking about them.
TOPIC 5: DESCRIBE FOR OUR READERS YOUR SIGNATURE “MOVE.”
Exploder Suplex into a 450 Splash. Or did you mean dancing?
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