CNN Headline News, hoping to inject fresh blood into its anemically rated prime time, jettisoned its news-bite format Monday for a three-hour block it dubs Headline Prime.
Here’s what the network has cooked up to lure viewers: an hourlong “infotainment” program, a legal show trucking in sensational crimes and what it touts as “the only live national nightly newscast” in the 8 p.m. time slot.
The extravaganza commences at 6 p.m. with the proudly shallow “Showbiz Tonight” (repeated at 9 p.m.). Former veejays Karyn Bryant and A.J. Hammer host, smiling feverishly on a set suggesting a ’50s malt shop designed by Le Corbusier.
Bryant and Hammer enthused last month that their show would be superior to “Entertainment Tonight” and “Extra” because it would feature the latest in breaking trivia. Monday’s scoops included shots of screaming fans outside an MTV awards show, the nugget that Madame Tussaud’s had separated its Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston wax figures and the latest on Shania Twain’s new fragrance. Beat that, “Extra!” There was one stab at real-world significance, an examination of increased FCC decency fines. Unfortunately, it devolved into “Crossfire”-style screaming.
Like the shows it imitates, “Showbiz Tonight” is TV’s equivalent of cotton candy — fluffy and forgettable. But honestly, who in his right mind could regularly sit through an entire hour of entertainment news?
“Nancy Grace,” featuring the Court TV personality who actually employs phrases such as “Lady Justice” and swaggeringly tells guests, “I’m not done barbecuing you,” follows at 7 p.m. Monday’s broadcast was, bluntly, a glitch-laden disaster.
Grace gracelessly interrupted her tease for her show during “Showbiz Tonight,” looking confusedly off-camera. A guest’s feed was lost midsentence, a cameraman was repeatedly visible (if intentional, it looked amateurish) and, at one point, comments her producer fed into her earpiece for her to proffer as her own were audible over the air.
“Prime News Tonight” concludes Headline News’ retooled evening at 8 and 11 p.m. Mike Galanos and Erica Hill anchor a competent enough newscast. Galanos, however, veers awkwardly from happy talk to anchorman gravitas. Interviewing a doctor about an overseas outbreak of potentially lethal avian flu, he overreacted: “A lot of people sitting at home — they’re frightened!”
Like many newscasts, “Prime News” clumsily shoehorns magazine-style segments into its mix. “The Radar” examines, per Hill, “cool things,” while entertainment-oriented “The Prime Guide” is, after a full hour of entertainment news already, sheer overkill. Alongside “Nancy Grace’s” histrionics and “Showbiz Tonight’s” fawning genuflection, however, it almost seems the stuff of Edward R. Murrow.