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If you’re trying to get a date with someone, here’s a tip on what not to say:

A neighbor had come to my apartment to chat. As he was getting ready to leave, he asked if we could have a drink or lunch sometime. Sure, I said.

There’s a time to leave well enough alone.

But instead, the guy looked me over and said, “I like your wrist tattoo. Do you have any more?”

I said that I did, hidden under my clothes.

He grinned and said, “I guess it will be a few weeks before I see them, right?”

First date? Over before it began.

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